Q: magic mike :3

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felicitysmock:

"Check out the nark," Stiles elbows Scott from where they’re standing in the wings, nods towards the super hot, furious looking dude that’s hovering in the entrance to the club. He’s so clearly uncomfortable, out of his depth, Stiles isn’t sure whether he wants to go warn all their regulars to ditch their stashes, or march up to the dude and give him a hug. 

"Who? Oh shit!" Scott ducks behind him, covers his face. 

"What, what? You know him?"

"It’smybrother," Scott mumbles. 

"Noooo," Stiles grabs his shoulders, gazing over at the dude he now knows is called Derek, and absolutely hates Stiles. Apparently, according to an —unwilling to spill until held down and sat on— Scott, Derek thinks Stiles is a bad influence

Derek, oh great and holy hotness that he is, is a self righteous prick in Stiles’ book. 

"He come for the show?"

"No," Scott snorts, "He’s probably here to drag me out by the ear."

"Huh," Stiles smirks, catching Derek’s angry glare across the room. Derek narrows his eyes at him, shoves his hands in his pockets and looks away. He actually shuffles his feet. God, it’s so pathetically adorable. Stiles wants to take him home and sit on his face. 

"Dude," Scott groans, slapping the side of his face, "You said that out loud."

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Solitary Animals by Molly on AO3

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stupidscalptattoos:

Shiva is both the destroyer and the restorer, the great ascetic and the symbol of sensuality, the benevolent herdsman of souls and the wrathful avenger. (x)

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1/20 Characters - Queenie (American Horror Story: Coven)

I didn’t know that there even were black witches, but as it turns out, I’m an heir to Tituba, she was a house slave in Salem, the first to be accused of witchcraft, so technically, I’m part of your tribe.

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24-karat-vagina:

I LOVE THIS VINE SO MUCH PLEASE WATCH IT

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how to help a werewolf with his shift - method 01 : oreos

Derek: It’s a powerful talisman.
Stiles: Also delicious if it wasn’t old as balls
(dialogue by @acidquill)
the coin looked like an oreo and i was pushed into manip this and i really want oreos now

candypinkcocks:

how to help a werewolf with his shift - method 01 : oreos

Derek: It’s a powerful talisman.

Stiles: Also delicious if it wasn’t old as balls

(dialogue by @acidquill)

the coin looked like an oreo and i was pushed into manip this and i really want oreos now

ryuukiba:

engagedbbw:

joodleeatsrainbows:

dorkinthefreakkingdom:

kittiecupcakes:

the-lizard-hunter-sociopath:

And my personal favorite:

Popcorn guy is my favorite.

okay seriously in the extended pictures, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE FAMILY COMPLAINING ABOUT WITH THE PIZZA ON THE TABLE? LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT

I like the last one “Oh my god, I’m on fire? Better jump out a fucking window then.

I’ve said it 100 times, I FUCKING LOVE INFOMERCIAL PEOPLE SO MUCH!!

The lady pouring soda on the cup was trying to fail so hard and yet barely splashed or made a mess at all XDDD

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